For B2B SaaS companies looking to grow rapidly 🚀
DOUBLE YOUR WEBSITE CONVERSIONS IN 30-DAYS WITH A BULLETPROOF GUARANTEE.
Forget shop windows. Build a shop conversion machine that works 24/7 to turn strangers into "take my money" customers (without spending more on traffic).
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Note: I'll personally be writing your copy, so availability is genuinely limited.
TRUSTED BY LEADING AGENCIES AND GLOBAL B2B BRANDS.
From emerging tech to industry giants, you've likely crossed paths with my work in the last decade without knowing it.
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​Dear growth seeker,
You’ve got less than 8.25 seconds to grab your reader's attention before they get distracted, see a cat video, and dance off into cyberspace… Or worse, to check out your competition!
Proof: The rapid decline in human attention spans since 1860
Source: Media behavioural analysis
With the war on attention and advertising costs rising faster than Simon Cowels beltline… The road ahead is getting steeper, and a lot tougher.​
Proof: Advertising costs are increasing year-on-year at record rates
Source: Statista forecast
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For most businesses, this is bad news. However, there is a silver lining in this dark cloud.
Because while your competitors are throwing more money on traffic and clamouring for new customers...
You can set yourself apart with ruthlessly effective copy that slices through noise in your market, like a hot samurai sword through butter!
IT'S LIKE PEDs*
FOR YOUR FUNNEL.
Oh, and it's 100% Legal. Scouts honour.
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DOUBLE YOUR CONVERSIONS WITHOUT PAYING A SINGLE PENNY OUT OF POCKET.
That's right. I'll make your website so irresistible that even your ex would visit—for free! Here's how it works:
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Research
I’ll spend up to 7 days carrying out extensive research on your business and ideal customer profile to craft a message that resonates so deeply that your prospects can’t resist taking action.
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Create
We'll create a new version of your website for free, with some copywriting and CRO (conversion rate optimisation) tweaks to double or even quadruple your conversion rate.
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Implement
We’ll A/B test your new website against your current website for 30-days to see a clear winner. After that, your new high-converting website is yours to keep.
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Profit
Generate more sales and revenue without spending a penny more on traffic. Just share a small cut of the additional revenue that you generate for 6-months.
Please note: spaces are genuinely limited (as I'll personally be writing your copy)
GUARANTEED RESULTS
GET MORE CONVERSIONS ON YOUR WEBSITE WITHIN 30-DAYS OR DON'T PAY A SINGLE PENNY.
We'll run a 50/50 split test for 30 days. If you don't see higher conversion metrics, you pay nothing. Of course, you must be willing to try new ideas and be open to new information for this to work.
MOST PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT DIRECT RESPONSE COPYWRITING REALLY IS...
On the surface, it's words that deeply resonate with your readers.
Look deeper, and you'll find neuro-psychological mechanisms that drive the subconscious urge to take action.
Endowment Bias Effect
The Zeigarnik Effect
Mirror Neuron Activation
Reciprocity Triggering
The Contrast Principle
NLP Pattern Interrupts
Emotional Contagion
The Priming Effect
Novelty Posturing
Cognitive Storytelling
The Consistency Bias
Value Anchoring
The Sunk Cost Fallacy
Urgency Seeding
Neuro-Associations
Rhetorical Devices
Structural Parallelism
Syntactic Repetition
BUT HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU TRUST A RANDOM DUDE ON THE INTERNET?
Skeptical? I don't blame you.
Let's be honest, hiring marketers is like crossing a live minefield in the dark after an open-bar wedding.
You've probably been lied to by 'gurus' that promised the world, then at best delivered an AI-generated atlas from chatGPT (or Fiverr).
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I've personally felt that gut-sinking feeling more than once. When you open their work, only to find that you've been screwed... again.
It reaches the point where you don't even have the words to respond.
(I'm foaming at the mouth right now just thinking about it!)
The thing is, it's almost impossible to know who to trust. Especially when most of their 'proof' is complete 💩.
After all, you can buy anything on the internet nowadays.
Video testimonials.
Google reviews.
Celebrity endorsements.
Features on global publications.
Fake 'screenshots' of ad accounts.
You can even buy a New York Times best-selling status!
So how the hell are you supposed to know who to trust?
No matter what, it's a leap of faith.
That's why I've eliminated the risks.
Meaning I'll do the work for FREE.
So if you don't see results, then I stand to lose thousands.
You can also see proof of my recent results below:
EXHIBIT A: REAL RESULTS THAT SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.
Due to client confidentiality and strict NDA's, I can't show you ALL of my work; however, here are some of my recent projects...
BEFORE: 236.87% LESS CONVERSIONS
AFTER: 2.36X MORE CONVERSIONS
BEFORE: 274% LESS CONVERSIONS
AFTER: 2.74X MORE CONVERSIONS
BEFORE: 331% LESS CONVERSIONS
AFTER: 3.31X MORE CONVERSIONS
BEFORE: 1,547% LESS CONVERSIONS
AFTER: 15.4X MORE CONVERSIONS
SO WHY LEAVE MONEY ON THE TABLE? IT'S BETTER IN THE BANK.
WORST CASE SCENARIO:
You don't achieve more conversions.
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You waste an hour of time.
BEST CASE SCENARIO:
Your quadruple conversions.
Your inbox floods with eager-to-buy leads.
New revenue fills your bank account.
Your ROAS skyrockets.
You significantly reduce your CAC.
Advertising becomes a brease.
You capture more of your TAM.
You break away from the competition.
You have less marketing saturation.
Your enterprise value multiplies.
You learn more about marketing.
You rapidly scale the business.
I could keep going... but you get the gist.
BUT PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS NOT FOR EVERYONE.
THIS IS NOT FOR YOU IF:
You have under 2,000 monthly website visitors to your main pages
You are making less than £50,000 per month right now
You do not have the capacity to handle up to 4x more leads
You are not open and willing to make changes to grow
THIS IS FOR YOU IF:
You have over 2,000 monthly website visitors to your main pages
You are making over £50,000 per month right now
You have the genuine capacity to handle up to 4x more leads
You are open and willing to make changes in order to grow
Note: due to conflict of interest, I can only work with one company in each sub-sector. If that's not you, candidly, it may be your competition instead.
GOT QUESTIONS? CHECK OUT SOME FAQs BELOW.
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Why would I share my profits, when I can just hire someone on an hourly basis?Here's what most businesses find when hiring a copywriter: Finding someone truly talented, requires sifting through hundreds of average writers (which is frustrating). Talented writers charge up to £150 / hour and spend days on research alone before writing a single word. You have to lay tens of thousands onto the table, with no guarantee of achieving any results. You risk that gut-wrenching feeling of receiving work that you waited days (sometimes weeks) for, and wished you had just done it yourself. Why I moved to a performance-based model: Copywriting is an art, and creativity takes time. The more time I can spend, the better the results are. I've found that most hourly budgets (even for global companies) place restrictions on time, and therefore the quality of work that can be achieved. When we work together, I'll roll up my sleeves and put my unrestricted time into making sure that we get the best results. P.S. When we work together, you'll be working with a well-rounded marketing expert (not just a copywriter).
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Why would I risk sales by directing traffic away from my current website?I've had a couple of people ask this, and usually it's because they're not already A/B testing to improve their website's performance. As the saying goes, "If you don't risk anything, you risk everything". Every successful business (even yours) got there by testing and iteration. We drive cars today because someone thought that we could do better than a horse and cart back in 1886. Don't let your business be the horse and cart, because soon enough, your competition will drive right past you (pun intended).
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What if we don't like the work you create for us?Here's how we avoid this (prevention over cure, every time). The edits will meet your brands ToV and guidelines. Anything you are not satisfied with, will be amended before going live. I'll explain everything that we do, so that you can understand why each edit is being suggested with scientific justification. You are under no contractual obligation to publish the edits until you are 100% happy.
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How would the revenue share work exactly?It's super simple. We would start by taking a baseline of your businesses current performance (what you're achieving on average per month). Then agree a percentage share based on your business's economics (to ensure it's a 'win-win' and that you are 100% happy). Some reporting access is required to see how the conversions are doing, this would usually be via restricted CRM or payment gateway access. From there, I would simply send you an invoice based on the additional sales that you generate each month (beyond what you were achieving before we started working together).